January at the Watchpost: A Month of Comments

Honorable mention:

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Can't there be a problem with carrying one though? Like heat and friction and whatever damaging the integrity of it?

Lisa, from "Sexual relations are going on constantly..." 1/11/06

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Katy: Well, the quiz had to ask me a "tie breaker" to determine whether I was more Chalcedon compliant or more Pelagian, but in the end the compliance won out--though I scored at 92% on both those two options. What does that mean, exactly?

Kyle: It means you're little enough a heretic that we can still get married.

From Are You a Heretic? 1/20/06, 1/26/06

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It's weird how your wife disapproves of female preachers. There are women who approve of female genital mutilation, too!

Yours truly, from "I believe that homosexuality is one of the most overrated sins in our culture." 1/30/06

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First Prize: (tie)

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You're being a little ambiguous here. Are you saying that you killed your 24 year old daughter's boyfriend, or that when she was a teenager you got her an IUD?

-- Tom, from "Kansas, Kids and Sex (Again)" 1/31/06

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Not to be a pain in the ass or anything, but the Jesus on their T-Shirts is white.

John F., from " The Lord is all that, I need for nothing. He allows me to chill." 1/18/06

Congratulations, John and Tom, you each receive a miniature imaginary pewter watchpost and will be nominated for comment of the year, assuming I keep doing this. I hope I do, it seems fun to me. I just want to say that Lisa is right about the whole friction thing. I learned that in sex ed. Hopefully people find that out. I guess one with damaged integrety, when passions strike, is better than none at all. Oh and isn't Kyle romantic?